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Stephen Clark, a clerk by trade and cartoonist by claim, spends his spare time dwelling in his mother’s guest bedroom. Steve is the definition of “hip” living his life vicariously though the internet and a cloud of irony. Steve studied at Columbia “College” Chicago, where he majored in unemployment. His website can unfortunately be found at www.flyingbeartrap.com

Patrick Dwyer is an androgynous wastrel who spends his time writing experimental gay rape fiction and acting like a dick when he’s supposed to be writing author bios. Seriously Patrick, what the hell? I majored in illustration you douche.

Well, maybe if you bought me something nice every once in awhile! I mean, I know you draw the comic, but dammit I’m the one dealing with the web page and trying to keep the characters on track! AND MY FICTION IS NOT GAY!

S.P.E.C.I.A.L. Stats:

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Patrick

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5 4 5 6 7 6 7